February 2012
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my first day at work, and i get this voicemail.
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unused jeremy lin puns
linsulin
“hold on, friend, i need to take a shot of linsulin, since i am a diabetic.”
linsolvent
“the jones family will have to give up their house because they are linsolvent.”
linkjet
“we have a very nice linkjet printer at my office.”
ash lindnesday
“the priest spread ashes on my forehead at this evening’s ash lindnesday service.”
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in which i finally get all this grammy nonsense...
as a general rule, i dislike award shows. art is too subjective, i am too opinionated, and it’s usually just best for me to stay away from them for my blood pressure’s sake. but the grammys are the absolute worst. and i can say this from beyond my clustered, frumpy, negative viewpoint. i say this as a point of debate: the grammys are worthless. specifically in the last decade or so....
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a rebuttal to the idea that "they don't make music...
the picture that’s been going around facebook lately is a split screen of frank sinatra and his lyrics juxtaposed with justin bieber and his obviously vapid lyrics. the caption, “what happened?” infers that modern music is trash and they don’t make it like they used to. while this isn’t an “apples to oranges” comparison, since both entertainers are...
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